WTF YO!!

DUDE, KEV, COME ON, STOP FUCKING ME MAN. SERIOUSLY FUCK LALAS AND INDIANS.WHY ARE YOU FUCKIN THE FUCKING CHINK. AND GLEE IS FRIGGIN AWESOME. BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS AWESOMER HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. BUT STILL AWESOME.

and fuck you kev. you went to mid valley to watch football. like wtf man. what ever happen to a lil thing called bro's before football-o's. and the dude who calls himself HORNY. man you should like be paid tribute to for correcting our blog and fixing our grammar with your superior english. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US TYPE WHAT WE WANT!!!! BITCH....

oh oh oh.... i just wanna say that this blog is
LEGEND WAIT FOR IT........... DAIRY!!!
suck that HORNY...

ps. i love fridays....Thank God Its FRIDAY and dont be a sore loser HORNY, so dont spam

ivan: bub bye

DUDEZ WALAOZZZ !

Ivan is a smart boy, he actually is being funny with being racist.

NOT !

But seriously, we are so broke right now. WHY THE FUCK THE FUCKING ADS , ISNT COMING OUT ?!

DUDEs, please click on it. we need more cash, as we are so broke right now.

Whats up with people and GLEE ?!

DUDEs, take a look at HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER . its the most awesome of the awesomest of the most awesome show.

But seriously though, NPH aka NEIL PATRICK HARRIS was born for the role. but sadly, he likes men. awwwyeah, no offence to people that like dingdongs but why not love the pussies hell yeah ?

Actually, I was bored , felt like typing, so this post is for fucks hence forfucks label.

Please donate us some money via ads. I know the Haitians need em' more than us, but we need our nasi lemak too.

signing off, kevin. WHY THE FUCK ARENT WE GETTING MONEY !

OH YEAH!!!

GUESS WHAT ... GUESS WHAT....
WE DONT FRIGGIN GET MONEY COZ YOU!!
YES YOU, THE ONE READING ,IN THE GLASSES AND STARRING AT THIS POST
OR OR OR NO GLASSES

likezzz comezzz onzzz pplzzzz
click on the damn add man. and yeah im condemming freakin lalas. lalas are define by
1) as you can see they add rediculous alphabet to their words. like what the frack is
lolzzz or lolxx

2) stupid hair styles
3) fucked way of dressinglast but not least the peace signbut this peace sign is cool. but when u do it like this

ITS JUST FUCKED UP MAN

so yeah. now you knw how to spot a lala. and if you do see one. you can tell him or her 'i pity you, ur mum must drop you one to many times while you were a kid'.

q of the day is
why do ppl ask stupid questions? for example

you call the house phone and ask where are you
STUPID!!

knock on the door at 4 in the morning, when the person opens, you ask are you awake?
STUPID!!

when a person is clearly eating rice and you ask, are you eating rice?
STUPID!!

fishing trip
bob: did you catch that fish
sam: no i convince the fish into giving himself up
STUPID!! STUPID!! STUPID!!

ps. nicola wanted me to write something about her. so yeah. guess wats her fav colour?

ivan: bub bye

WHAT THE HELL DO U MEAN???

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT
PARENTS DONT REALLY KNW WHAT THEIR SAYIN

seriously, parents just scold you for the following reasons
1) they got screwed by their bosses
2)they are not getting 'screwed' enough
3)they are not screwing their kids enough

another thing about parents, they love you by scolding you. how does that work? think about it. but some how you cant hit your parents. doesnt work both way now does it.

and fuck u kevin.... u want it uncensored go do it urself and and and. see you friday yeah. bromance.....

todays question of the day
if uncle jack help you off an elephant
would you help uncle jack off an elephant

ps. love u mum dad

ivan:bub bye

dumbfuck.

Ivan is a dumbfuck.

THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOG IS UNCENSORED.

guess what ?

THE CHATBOX IS CENSORED.

THE TITLE FOR IT IS TO BITCH but to say bitch on the fucking chatbox also cannot. knn.

noobs, gg.com.my.

DIUZZZ !

I'm losing faith dudes. wtf dudes.

Where are all the chineses racist jokes ?!

Where are all the racist jokes toward semi koreans/ semi chineses.

signing off , kevin. xoxo

GG.COM

BALLS WEH
TODAY AND YESTERDAY WAS FRIGGIN TIRING
SCHEDULE AT COLLEGE IS LIKE
CLASS CLASS POOL SANDWICHES POOL CLASS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND SANDWICHES

so yeah. kevin is a real mofu. usually he would stop by subang every friday, so we could have a sausage feast with yao chang. he walked from the station to ac. and as a good bro. i would meet him halfway. but not today though. the bitch called me over and walked 3/4 of the way. THREE MOTHERFRACKIN QUATERS KEVIN!!

oh yeah. and there was this nigger(female). she was like promoting something. i din really listen to her because
A) she is a nigger
B) she is a nigger, so her niggerific accent is hilarious

she went like gencang-gencang. i was like wtf is that, turns out is goncang-goncang

and how the frack u embed vids on blogs. GG.COM WEH!!

ps. next time walk half way u freakin semi korean

ivan: bub bye

Traffic jam. WTF ?!

Dudes, seriously. Dont drive if you cant, stop driving if you can.

Wtf dudes, its like dude, wtf ? dudes, there are like so many cars out there dudes. dudes, making the traffic heavy isnt cool dudes. Like dudes, why dudes? DUDE !

Anyways, getting straight to the point. I got caught in a MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM yesterday. WTF ?!

Worse traffic jam in my life, although in only going through my 18th YEAR. Yet, I've seen more balls and shits than most people. giving the privilege to bitch about this.

Dudes, wtf right ? 1 hour sitting at shell doing nothing. CUT THE SITTING, I WAS STANDING !

Waiting for those cars to move, they arent moving. Thank GOD for a smart dad and a genius boy ( kevinyapjisung ) we decided to wait at shell.

These are the photos for you all to admire



wtf ?



wtf again ?



wtf again and again ?!









Dudes, DIUZZZ !

Just went out with that gay, SEE ZHI PENG








And yesterday, I spent RM17.50 on a sandwich at O'BRIANS. DIUZZZ
but seriously, best sandwich in my life apart from having normal ones that only cost a few cents. but what the hell, its rich
wednesday





These are the gay bro-mance photo that we took the other day.




Ivan ate nasi lemak and he got a drip of sambal above his lip. HOW THE FUCK YOU DO THAT ?!!




Faggy-ness. awwwwyeah






p/s : Life is good dudes.


signing off, kevin. xoxo

THE 3Rs

TODAYS AGENDA
RACISM ROCKSSSS!! ROCKS?

since nobody really reads this blog. despite the 400 something views. i just wanna say. FUCK YOU ANNEHs!!

here's a list of indian jokes

what do you get when an indian falls into a hole?
- a black hole

how does an indian selfdestruct?
- press the red button on the forehead

what do you call an indian under a tree?
- fertiliser

whats the diff between an indian and a bucket of shit?
-the bucket( shit=indians)

how long does it take for an indian to shit ?
- a whole nine months

what do you call an indian priest?
- holy shit!!

how do you get an indian dirty?
- feed them white chocolate

how do indians go topless?
- wear a black a t shirt(if you can affords )

how do indian get tattoos?
-wear a black t shirt with printings(but seriously tattoo can be seen on them)

what do you say to an indian chick?
-wanna come....

if you had one dollar, and an indian has one dollar
- you would still have more money than the indian

why are most indians thiefs/ robbers/ burglars/ morons?
- ahhhh ahhhhh. good camouflage

why do indians smoke?
-well they are already black on the out side. why not the inside

so yeah. racism rocks man. go one malaysia ..l..

and for junkies outthere. here is where you get awesome drugs



ps. you kinda wonder. why are there no chinese ppl jokes

ivan: bub bye

WTF ?!

Dudes, visitors of this infamous blog YET

I went to college with a tired smile and body of a 50 year old man. When lunch came, AARON WU he wanted me to emphasize on his name, recommended a dish for lunch. It caught me by surprise when it is called. ...







wait ...


















FUCKING CYBER CHICKEN !

like wtf right ? cyber chicken.

It's like normal chicken but its cyber-tronic. When you pay for the food, there is actually a futuristic techno music playing at the back. And the welcome you with

" WELL COME TO ROBOLAND , LAND OF THE CYBER CHICKEN " robotically.

I'm gonna come up with a wonderful set of names. Tell me what you think about it.

Online milkshake.
Electric Donut.
Wireless apple.
Current blackcurrent.


and a whole lot more.

Dudes, like seriously, we are moving forward towards the future and not be able to achieve 2020 vision but these dudes just gave me a whole new view on this vision that they are playing a role in making it a success too. kudos to them. they are malay people btw.

A whole lot more exciting stuff went on . but i forgot so DIUZZZ ! tm.





signing off, kevin. xoxo :D





haha, cyber chicken. gets me all the time.

COLLEGE LIFE ISNT FUN ANYMORE

wat the fuck.
oh man. homework, assignments, photocopy this, print that. college life tanks man. kevin, we cant fuck around like we use to anymore....... sitting by the corridor. eating 'sandwiches'. skipping class. COD-ing man.

and fuck the world man. i lost two packs of sandwiches in 3 days...

DIUZZZ

Today, I saw a naked girl running and I was horny. She was my sister. DIUZZZ !

Today, this guy came up to me and ask, do you need plastic surgery ? DIUZZZ !

the point is, I'm trying to make DIUZZZ famous. so I'm copyrighting this shit.

DIUZZZ !

DUDE ! WTF ?! again ?!

ivan is hogging the blog by blogging about things that I bet people hardly understand.

And a reply to the post dude, emily blunt is wayyyyy hotter than scarlett . awwwyeah

I woke up this morning, having a hard time to sleep. open up facebook and then, thats all.

Life is so damn boring dudes.

Hey ladies, I'm so single right now.

:D




p/s : xoxo is still not gay.


signing off , kevin. xoxo

IRON MAN 2

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ROBERT DOWNEY JR. TRIES TO BE CHUCK NORRIS
YOU GET IRON MAN 2

its the most anticipated show of the year
theres like iron man, machine guns, motherfucking gigolo physcho with a electric whip thingy. i mean like WOW. yeah fuck all that
the point of this movie is scarlette johanson(yes i wanna tap)

god dont you just love a chick that smokes.
yeah she plays red headed BLACK WIDOW. whats sad is the role was also up for emily blunt

so the question of the day is
hot blonde playing a red head
or or or
hot red head playing a red head
(cup size is not a factor)

ivan:bub bye

SERIOUSLY MAN!!

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!
FOOTBALL MAN SERIOUSLY
ON OUR FUCKING BLOG
..l..

so yeah, anyways watched the spy next door on saturday. yeah fuck that, cause its not important, what's important is today man. me and yao chang went to ac(fuck you kev for your effing laziness). so then we went to subang parade. and like in the white chicks, the two fbi dudes were asking who they wanna tap(both choices are disgusting). but yeah i did on yc. yes that guy in the pic.there were like two malay guys walking. and i was like who do you wanna tap. the moron said the right one. 9th strike yc. fucking chink. up high kevin

ps. i dont mean to be a bitch kev. but wat the fuckk. XOXO. awww yeah. up high for bromance.

ivan:bub bye

BORED.

Dudes, life sucks. you wake up, you feel sleepy, then you eat your lunch at 3pm. feeling sleepy, you go back to sleep. FML

So, tell me about your day today so far, or how fucked up its gonna be later. :)

HAVE A NICE DAY\


signing off , kevin. xoxo


p/s : xoxo is so cute.

MANCHESTER UNITED DUDES !

I'm so happy that manchester united won today. Its like getting kick in the balls then the pain goes away. That is how relieved I feel dudes. 3 - 0 ?

Who the fuck is DIOUF ?! HAHAHAHA !

Anyways, Zahrin please wear manchester united jersey on monday. awwwyeah.

I told J-Shawn that I will blog about this and I did.


signing off, kevin. xoxo.


p/s : xoxo is gay but I love it.

DUDE ! WTF ?!

This blog is so alive arent like other people. 1 post is enough to keep the readers satisfied. There is like already 3 post on this blog in less than 2 hours. wtf ?!

WAIT WAIT WAIT



WE HAVE 4 NOW !! HAHAHAHAHA

COLLEGE.

I love college. hot chicks, hot chicks. more hot chicks. awwwyeah.

despite having all these hot chicks, there is only one in my life that is about to leave me. sadly.

But dudes out there, a BRO-mance is what we all need.


signing off, kevin. xoxo

BITCHES of tomorrow

all dudes.i know u have walked down the streets goin. fuck man. i so wanna tap that. if your kevin, first thing you go for is ASS


and if your still kevin the next thing is THOSE TWO. aka boobies

jizz in my pants yo.

so yeah, bitches are very often these days. and hear are sum cloths that label you a slut

HOT PANTS.
MAKES YOU WANNA SMACK THAT ASS. hence
SLUTTTTTT!!!

THOSE TIGHT MNG CLOTHS
if dudes stare and imagine you bare.
SLUTTTTTTT!!!!

STOCKINGS MAN
SLUT!!!!

LEAVE A COMMENT ON WHAT YOU FIND THATS SLUTTY

ps. fat bitches. YES YOU!!. IF YOU WEAR ALL THE ABOVE.
A) you are not a slut(how ever hard you try to be)
B) your just a fat ass

ivan: BUB BYE.
stop hogging the blog kev

For a dude having a blog is gay, for two fuckers is awesome !

Awwwyeah, we finally have a BLOG !

Firstly, let me introduce myself. I'm KEVIN , I'm half Korean, that makes me Semi Korean. The other blogger here is IVAN , he is a gay bitch that loves starbucks.

speaking of starbucks. thats the place we got the idea of making this awesome blog.

We are 2 men caught in a good BRO-mance.

We were having fun , having a one-on-one gay time fucking around in centro. THEN ! I said , we should blog about this. then the rest is history. If Barney Stinson can blog about this, why not us ?! up high.





Lastly, Kevin is a emo boy also, and a faggot, today has been emo. just saying. fuckyeah!


signing off, kevin. xoxo